Stupid Questions & Smart Answers

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Stupid Questions & Smart Answers

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and
comes out of the
other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth

MARY :
John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A
bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday"

Teacher : "Which is more
important to us, the sun or the moon"
Pupil : "The moon"
Teacher : "Why"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it"

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested"
Pupil : "A teacher"

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black"

Customer : "What other colors do you have

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot "
Sam : "It's a family
tradition"
Teacher : "What do you mean"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a
street hawker, my father is a teacher"
Teacher : "What about your mother"
Sam : "She's a woman"

Tom : "How
should I convey the news to my father that I've failed"
David: "You just
send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated"

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing"
Student :
"Brotherly love"

Teacher : "Now, Sam,
tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating"
Sam : "No sir, I don't
have to, my mom is a good cook"

Patient :
"What are the chances of my recovering doctor"
Doctor : "One hundred
percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died"

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day and at the same time"

BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No
thanks, it isn't heavy

GIRL : Say you love
me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY :
Sure, what's your phone number

GIRL : I
think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be
the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I
want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

BOY : I love you and I could die for
you
GIRL : How soon

BOY : I would
go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay
there

زائر

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested"
Pupil : "A teacher"

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فارس

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نورت التوبيك

مودى

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على مرورك الجميل

تشرفت بمرورك

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